forgot to lock the stall when I went to drop a duece at work today…two coworkers walked in while i was in there…one asked me a question
Said That #106
Posted by aohadmin on May 26, 2009
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Said That #105
Posted by aohadmin on May 19, 2009
you are beyond useless, you are a detriment to my life
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Said That #104
Posted by aohadmin on May 18, 2009
“when ur in ur 30s and trying to be cool its just sad”
“word, at that point, ur either cool and have a life, or ur not cool but still have a life, either way ur hsouldnt still be trying”
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Said That #103
Posted by aohadmin on May 18, 2009
i would really appreciate it if people dressed in a manner that would allow me to properly distinguish the men from the women
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Said That #102
Posted by aohadmin on May 18, 2009
dont you find it amazing that sometimes you can just stumble across a person that you just despise for no reason other than that they continue to breath?
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Said That #101
Posted by aohadmin on May 18, 2009
reggie miller just said “we call that cockblocking”
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Said That #100
Posted by aohadmin on May 18, 2009
witnessed a guy taking up two and a half seats on the subway today…icing on the cake? his gf was on his lap feeding him snickers bars
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Said That #99
Posted by aohadmin on May 15, 2009
you see the first quarter?…lakers were getting spanked…i felt like the knicks came out to play in laker disguises
lol lakers were getting spanked
like crazy
i feel liker the knicks came out to play in laker disguises
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Said That #98
Posted by aohadmin on May 14, 2009
Hey there’s an orgy in utah next summer you down?
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Said That #97
Posted by aohadmin on May 13, 2009
my eyes feel like theyre going to rot out of their sockets and drop out onto my desk while i write this IM
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Said That #96
Posted by aohadmin on May 13, 2009
dude this maury…wild…16 yr old boy dating a 47 yr old girl, ewwwwwwww
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Said That #95
Posted by aohadmin on May 12, 2009
“every time i ask this girl out she starts crying”
“didn’t her fiancee die three weeks ago???”
“dude, its comparable to sleeping with people after a break up to get over them, im just trying to help her move on man…”
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Said That #94
Posted by aohadmin on May 12, 2009
some asian kid actually tried to tell me he can tell all asian people apart…
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Said That #93
Posted by aohadmin on May 12, 2009
there isnt even a fetish for your type of disgusting
Posted in ANGER, Friends, Good-Will, Health, Sex, Thoughts | 1 Comment »
Said That #92
Posted by aohadmin on May 11, 2009
joan riveres on celebrity apprentice just talked about how she was pmsing…that bitch has already gone through menopause at least twice by now
Posted in ANGER, Health, Thoughts | 1 Comment »
Said That #91
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
“hey, gambit was cajun, not creole, idiot”
“suck a creole cock”
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Said That #90
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
its almost sad to see movie starlets age and lose the beauty that once set them apart…then i remember that there’s always going to be a fresh new batch of pretty faces to replace the old shrews
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Said That #89
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
“totally got an FML posted”
“didnt you tell me you were sending in a fake FML post?”
“so what, i’m still on there”
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Said That #88
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
“do your parents even love you?”
“no but your mother sure can’t leave me alone”
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Said That #87
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
“im hungover…when i drink malt liquor, i wake up way too early ”
“who actually chooses to drink malt liquor?”
Posted in Drunk, Health, Questions | 1 Comment »
Said That #86
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
“how likely is it that i would get applicants if i opened up a ninja training school?”
“more likely if you offered yourself up as a training dummy”
Posted in Education, Hobbies, Questions, Thoughts | 1 Comment »
Said That #85
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
i was really hoping that this whole swine flu epidemic was going to keep tourists out of nyc…seems like we just cant get some silver lining out of this one
Posted in Good-Will, Health, Thoughts, Travel | 1 Comment »
Said That #84
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
one main reason we need to keep a genocide of asian people from ever happening is to keep the karaoke industry safe
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Said That #83
Posted by aohadmin on May 10, 2009
some people should be given a body condom at birth to prevent their procreation
Posted in Health, Life, Sex, Thoughts | 2 Comments »
Said That #82
Posted by aohadmin on May 9, 2009
gotta love hippies…always barefoot, always have munchy food
Posted in Culture, Food, Friends, Hobbies, Life | 1 Comment »
Said That #81
Posted by aohadmin on May 9, 2009
“walked by a guy passed out next to a garbage can last night”
“you cop a feel?”
“in all seriousness, do you think before you speak?”
Posted in Dating, Drunk, Friends, Fun, Good-Will, Love, Questions, Sex | 1 Comment »
Said That #80
Posted by aohadmin on May 8, 2009
“dude, we should totally start a blog together, would be awesome”
“can we call it ‘fake friendship because one friend is lame’?”
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Said That #79
Posted by aohadmin on May 8, 2009
if we wind up in the same school, i will not date you, understood?
Posted in Dating, Friends, Good-Will, Love | 1 Comment »
Said That #78
Posted by aohadmin on May 8, 2009
i think tyra banks is on track to be the new oprah
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Said That #77
Posted by aohadmin on May 8, 2009
“you’ll never guess where i am right now…in ***’s bed”
“…you probably could’ve picked a better way to come out of the closet”
Posted in Dating, Friends, Love, Sex | 1 Comment »
Said That #76
Posted by aohadmin on May 8, 2009
i gotta go…i hope a while passes before we speak again
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Said That #75
Posted by aohadmin on May 7, 2009
“im going to start calling you appendix”
“um, do i even look like one?”
“no, but its not about looks…it sthat you used to serve a purpose but now you simply take up space”
Posted in Friends, Good-Will, Health, Thoughts | 1 Comment »
Said That #74
Posted by aohadmin on May 6, 2009
“if i die, i want you to know that every time i laughed at one of your jokes, i was faking it”
“lol, so you wasted all of that time of your life fake laughing…smooth”
“i didnt want to hurt your feelings so bad that you became a curry hermit”
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Said That #73
Posted by aohadmin on May 6, 2009
survived the swine flu…all i’ve got to show for it is a crappy FB status about it
Posted in ANGER, Health, Life | 2 Comments »
Said That #72
Posted by aohadmin on May 6, 2009
“if I were like the first ever porn star, I’d be super pissed at how much money the ones today make”
“i dont think they really had a market for latex genitalia back then, but i see your point”
Posted in Economy, Health, Hobbies, Life, Sex, Thoughts, Work | 2 Comments »
Said That #71
Posted by aohadmin on May 6, 2009
Gotta love the guy drunk enough to pee in public but sober enough to take shelter under a payphone to do it
Posted in Drunk, Health, Life, Thoughts | 2 Comments »
Said That #70
Posted by aohadmin on May 5, 2009
“your ass is slacking”
“what do you mean, i’m keeping up in all my classes”
“no, your physical ass…its girth is growing”
Posted in Friends, Good-Will, Health, Thoughts | 2 Comments »
Said That #69
Posted by aohadmin on May 5, 2009
“does the rain depress you like it does me?”
“no, i see it as an opportunity to start a fight between girls and hopefully get some mud wrestling going”
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Said That #68
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
bro i found more cigarettes in my jeans this morning, i was like, ‘hello there more cigarettes i forgot i had, how are you doing today? ready to die?’
Posted in Health, Hobbies, Life | 2 Comments »
Said That #67
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
“BRO, I GOT A MINI MILK DUD BOX WITH 4 OF THEM IN THERE INSTEAD OF 3”
“gtfo”
“yea man, i am fucking win, that proves it”
Posted in Food, Fun, Hobbies | 1 Comment »
Said That #66
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
“ill bring the matzah, you bring the balls”
“not a good time to forget to add ‘no homo’ buddy”
Posted in Food, Friends, Life, Stupidity | 1 Comment »
Said That #65
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
iron chef america sucks…original iron chef had shit like electric eel and hammerhead sharks as secret ingredients…tonight’s ingredient for iron chef america, spinach. they should make it like oompa loompas or some other crazy shit
Posted in Entertainment, Food, Hobbies, Thoughts | 1 Comment »
Said That #64
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
“i invited **** to my bday because i wanted to see her tits while i drink captain morgans”
“captain morgans, always a good decision…****’s tits not included, please provide your own”
Posted in Entertainment, Friends, Hobbies, Thoughts | 1 Comment »
Said That #63
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
ive always been good at photoshop, the more i use it the better i get…its like jerking off i guess
Posted in Health, Hobbies | 2 Comments »
Said That #62
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
I don’t know why, but it takes me forever to find the parenthesis on a keyboard
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Said That #61
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
“i need to step up my indian game”
“cop a geni son”
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Said That #60
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
“why do you guys make fun of me every time we go out to a bar or club?”
“u need to realize, you’re the male version of the ugly girl kept around to make the group look better”
Posted in Dating, Friends, Good-Will, Life, Questions | 1 Comment »
Said That #59
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
I love how TBS bleeps out “Jesus Christ” and replaces it with “Cheese and Rice.”
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Said That #58
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
“happy birthday!!!”
“drop dead”
“wrong IM?’
“nope”
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Said That #57
Posted by aohadmin on May 4, 2009
I have to be careful in this relationship bro b/c she can check my FB…if im not picking up the phone on her cuz ‘im sleeping’, I cant be having a FB convo at the same time
Posted in Dating, Good-Will, Love | 1 Comment »
